Men Are Just Happier People!
– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
– Your last name stays put.
– The garage is all yours.
– Wedding plans take care of themselves.
– Chocolate is just another snack…
– You can be President.
– You can never be pregnant.
– You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
– You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
– Car mechanics tell you the truth.
– The world is your urinal.
– You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
– You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
– Wrinkles add character.
– Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
– People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
– Phone conversations are over in 60 seconds flat.
– You know stuff about tanks.
– You c...Read More